How to Lose a Guy in 10 Seconds

Last semester (it was almost Halloween) I asked my roommates what I could do to shake some creepers off my tail.. That’s how this list came to be. Enjoy!

• Say anything in a creepy voice
• “Do you want to go on a study date?”
• Say anything involving blood
• “Did you know that my favorite color is blood?!”
• “I love cheese more than any other animal by-product.”
• “What shall our first child be named?”
• “You smell different when you’re awake.”
• Talk about your imaginary boyfriend
• Cat obsession
• “Oh, yeah! Johnny?? I met him my first round in the slammer. Ohh, and my sixth!”
• “Cremation or burial?”
• “When did the vampire first find you?”
• “My, what yellow eyes you have!”
• “I’m growing my hair out so I can hide from you, but mostly so I can look like cousin It.”
• “Are you sure that’s what you smell?..”
• “Ah, you don’t have troll vision so you see me in my human form. Count yourself lucky, pal. If you had troll vision I’d give you nightmares.”
• “You’d make a good target.”
• “Is your brain …………… juicy?!”
• “Can I hold your eyeball?”
• “Will 7 dogs fit in your truck? They get carsick, I hope that’s okay..”
• “Your hair reminds me of an octopus.”
• “That snot is attractive.”
• *make bird noises* “I’m learning bird-ese!”
• “There are skeletons in my house.. 6 of them!”
• “Oh good, you can buy me things.”
• “Your hands are so soft.. Your face is so soft.. Your feet must be soft.. Can I touch your feet?!”

Would any of these work?? Lemme know in the comments :)